Once there was a meeting of international police in Africa. It that meeting
the police department of different countries took part. So did nepal police,
indian police, american police and so on. Now there was one competition there
to check the efficiency of respective police departments. The competition was
to go to the jungle and find a tiger, capture it and bring it alive.
So the american police went first. They came after 4 hours with a tiger in
cage.
Next went the nepal police. They went to jungle and returned after 10 hours
very exhausted but with a tiger in a cage.
Now the turn was that of indian police. They also went to jungle while
others waited in camp. A day passed but they didn't returned. Everyone were
worried so they went in the jungle to search them. After couple of hours of
search they found the indian police team. What they saw there was like this:
They have caught a bear, tied it in the tree and were beating it. They were
telling him that, "confess that you are a tiger, say it, say it".