

One day Lopes is
walking home when he notices a huge gorilla standing on the roof of his house.
Not knowing what to do about it he looks in the phone book under GORILLA
REMOVALS. Then he calls up Willy's Get Lost Gorilla Service and explains the
situation.
Ten minutes later Willy arrives with a banana, a bulldog, a butterfly net, a
ladder and a loaded gun.
"Okay," says Willy, "it is quite a simple thing. I am gonna
throw the banana at the gorilla, and while he is busy eating it, I am gonna
climb up the ladder and push him off the roof.
"Then the bulldog is trained to grab him by the nuts, and when the gorilla
holds himself in pain, you throw this butterfly net over him."
"Great!" shouts Lopes, with enthusiasm.
"But what about the gun?"
"Well," explains Willy, "if I miss the gorilla and fall off
the roof myself, you shoot the dog!"