Advice diney mood ma ke aju!

Bad relationship with whom? Parents? Siblings? Galfren? Baaifren? Husband? Wife? Galfren with a wife on da side? Mistress?

Anyhoo.. whoever it is, here be dem advice:

Hindu ho bhaney...pooja launey ke. anta haat ma paani samauney, mantra pardney, anta paani chhordidiney. You can even get a chindey bahun to help you out so it becomes authentic and all that jazzz.

Buddhist ho bhaney chai thulo moenlam pooja lagauney ra Bodhgaya ma lagera chadaaidiney.

Christian ho bhaney chai special service garney, on a beeeeg sunday morning (no idea when the thulo aaitabaar is though), and Yesu ko naam ma chhoridiney!

Muslim ho bhaney chai organize a stoning ceremony, of course you will put together a "putla" to stone.

Lame jokes aside, kick your shoes, drink a chilled bear with fried chicken wings (buffaloes don't have wings, people!!), and then, gather your buddies up, go to that topless bar in town and have the most fun you can, for the whole weekend. Got to work Monday morning like there is no end to your new found freedom and the accompanying happiness!

Most of them are not worth the pain you go through..(take it from a pro, rey kya!)

I need to do that too! Yeeeaaaaaaaaaah!