LOL

ocram bro good one

1) A burglar is breaking into a home and as he comes into the living room he hears " God is watching you". Upon hearing this he looks around the room and sees a parrot in the corner and says ," What is your name?" . The bird replies ," Moses". The burglar laughs and says " What kind of idiot names thier parrot Moses?! " And the bird replies " The same idiot who named his Rottweiler - God ."

2) The Pope flew into an airport for a meeting within a few minutes. His limo driver takes off and the Pope needs him to go faster in order to get to his meeting. The Pope asks the driver to switch places and the Pope will drive. They take off again and the limo is stopped by a cop. The cop takes one look at the situation and radios to headquarters. He tells the chief he's got a pretty important person on his hands. The chief asks "Is he more important than the mayor?" Cop says yes. Chief asks " Is he more important than the governor?" Cop says yes. Chief asks "Is he more important than the President?" Cop says yes. Chief asks "How important can he be" Cop says "I don't know, but he's got the Pope for a driver.