"THE OLD VERSION" --If you love somebody, set her free… if she comes back , she's yours .. if she doesn't, she never was.. "THE NEW VERSIONS" Pessimists- If you love somebody, set her free… if she comes back, she's yours, if she doesn't ,well , as expected, she never was Optimists If you love somebody, set her free… don't worry , she'll come back. Suspicious If you love somebody, set her free… if she ever comes back, ask her why. Impatient If you love somebody, set her free… if she doesn't come back within some time, forget her. Patient If you love somebody, set her free… if she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back… Playful If you love somebody, set her free… if she comes back ,and if you love her still, set her free again. Vengeful If you love somebody, set her free… if she doesn't come back, hunt her down and shoot her. C++ progammer if (you-love(m_she))m_she.free() if (m_she == null) m_she=new Cshe Bill Gates If you love somebody, set her free… if she comes back, I think we can change her for reinstallation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade. Biologists If you love somebody, set her free… she'll evolve. Statistician If you love somebody, set her free… if she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high if she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway. Schwarzenegger's fan If you love somebody, set her free… SHE'LL BE BACK. Over possessive If you love somebody, don't set her free… MBA If you love somebody, set her free…instantaneously and look for others simultaneously Psychologist If you love somebody, set her free… if she comes back, her super ego is dominant.. if she doesn't come back, her id is supreme if she doesn't go , she must be crazy. Finance expert If you love somebody, set her free … If she comes back, it's time to look for fresh loans.. if she doesn't , write her off as an asset gone bad.