yes i am ready to be indian citizen and here are my top 10 reasons -

10. i  know india's national anthem better than the new nepali anthem (i'm guessing 99.9% of the nepalis are like me in this regards).

9. i can speak hindi fluently

8. i love bollywood movies and songs

7. i love curry food and desi sweets

6. most people around the world already think nepal is part of india when i tell them i am from nepal, so now i can avoid the confusion and simply say i'm from india (make it easy on the folks around the world from getting that puzzled look when i say nepal).

5. if skkim did it, so can we and do it better!

4. nepali women can practice legalize prostitution (instead of brothels in mumbai, we will have them all over nepal.....do i hear booming sex tourism industry??)

3. i would do anything to get rid of all the political parties and their politicians.

2. no longer indian oil will stop petrol supply to nepal.

1. and the number 1 reason i am ready to be indian citizen (****drum roll****) lalu prashad yadav will be our new chief minister!!