A curious American Apache Indian boy runs to his fatherand askes him

"Dad, How do we Apaches get our Name from????", arms crossed the man looks at his son as answers,

"Son, whenever an Apache is born, we look out tepee tent and what ever is happening in the nature is what we name the Baby, for example, when your brother was born and we looked out of the tepee tent, there was an eagle in the sky so his name is FLYING EAGLE, When I was born, My Dad says there was big thunders out side so my name is THUNDER LIGHTING, when your cousin was born there were wild horses outside hence the name WILDHORSES.........Thats how all indians get their names son its all what the nature dictates . So smoking his pipe he looks at his son and asks him.

But why do you ask TWO DOGS FU(C)KING??????