NEWEST ELEMENT OF THE PERIODIC TABLE.. CHECK IT OUT 

Element : WOMEN

Symbol : WO+

Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg (maybe more)

 Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
 1. Boils at room temperature
 2. Freezes without any known reason.
 3. Melts if given special treatment.
 4. Bitter, if incorrectly used. 
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

 CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
 1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of  precious
stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no
known reason.
3.Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent k nown to man. 

COMMON USES
 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

 TESTS
 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
 2. Turns dark red when placed behind a better specimen. 

POTENTIAL HAZARD
 illegal to possess more than one, although several can be
maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not
come in direct  contact with each other. 

!! WARNING !!
 PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL
 HAEMORRHAGING
 AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS