Posted by: sajhafan July 10, 2008
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> Note: Please be prepared for this in 2050 as it is very unusual
>
> for us at this time but its FUTURE of Nepal.
>
> Alex : Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?
>
> John : Yeah, I was in Nepalese Embassy for stamping.
>
> Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that strict.
>
> John : Yeah, but I managed to get it.
>
> Alex : How long it took to get it stamped?
>
> John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was
>
> standing in front of me and they played with him like anything.
>
> That's why it got delayed. I went there at 2 am itself and waited
>
> and returned by 4 pm.
>
> Alex : Really? In Nepal, it is a matter of an hour to get stamped
>
> for USA.
>
>
>
> John : Yeah, but that is because who in Nepal will be interested in
>
> coming to USA man, their economy has & been booming.
>
> Alex : So, when are you leaving?
>
> John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the
>
> client in Nepal and you know, I will be getting a
>
> chance to fly Nepal Airlines. Sort of dream come true.
>
> Alex : How long are you going to stay in Nepal.
>
> John : What do you mean by how long. I will be settled in
>
> Nepal, my company has promised me that they will process my
>
> Hariyo Patra.
>
> Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a
>
> Hariyo Patra in Nepal.
>
> John : Yeah, that's why, I am planning to marry a Nepali girl there.
>
> Alex : But you can find lots of US girls in Kathmandu, Pokhara and Biratnagar.
>
> John : But, I prefer Nepali girls because they are beautiful and cultured.
>
> Alex : Where did you get the offer, Kath?
>
> John : Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high,
>
> it is Rs. 1000/- for a single room accommodation.
>
> Alex : I see, that's too much for US people, !
>
> Rs. 1/- = $ 100/-. Oh God! What about in Pok, Birat?
>
> John : No idea, but it is less than what we have in
>
> Kath. It is like the world headquarters of Software.
>
> Alex : I heard, almost all the Nepalese are having
>
> one personal Robot for help.
>
> John : You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a
>
> personal Robot for less than Rs. 7500/-. But my dream
>
> is to purchase Sherpa, which costs Rs.200000/- but has got a sexy design.
>
> Alex : By the way, who is your client?
>
> John : Upadhaya and Sharma Associates, a pure Nepalese company,
>
> specializing in Embedded Software.
>
> Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Nepalese
>
> company. They are really intelligent and unlike
>
> American Bodyshoppers who have opened their
>
> Fly-by-night outfits in Nepal. Nepalese companies
>
> pay you in full even when you are on bench. My friend
>
> Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to visit
>
> Birgunj, the most livable
> place in Nepal, probably world. There you have full
>
> freedom and no restrictions. They have one of the
>
> world's biggestdry port you see. You can do whatever
>
> you want! I wonder how that state has perfected that
>
> system.
>
> John : Yeah man, you are right. I hope our America also
>
> follows their footsteps.
>
> Alex : How are you going to cope with their language?
>
> John : Why not? From my school days I have been learning
>
> Nepali as my first language here at New York. At the
>
> Consulate they tested my proficiency in Nepali and were
>
> quite impressed by my cent percent score
>
> in TONIL i.e.Test of Nepali as International Language.
>
> Alex : So, you are going to have fun there.
>
> John : Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's fastest
>
> train, world's largest theme park, and the famous Kollywood
>
> where you can see actors like, Rajesh Hamal, and all.
>
> Funworld is also in Kollywood.
>
> Alex : You know, the PM is scheduled to v!
>
> isit US next year, he may then relax the number of visas.
>
> John : That's true. Last month, Rajib Rajbhandari visited
>
> White House and donated Rs. 200000/- for infrastructure
>
> development at Silicon Valley and has promised more if we
>
> follow the model of High-Tech City of Kathmandu.Bill Gates
>
> also got a chance of meeting him. Very lucky person.
>
> Alex : But, Nepalese government is planning to split
>
> Mercantile's Neposys.
>
> John : He is a hard worker man, he can build any number of
>
> Neposys like this. Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-.
>
> It seems, if you keep all his money converted as
>
> Rs. 100/- notes you can reach Pluto.
>
> Alex : OK, Good Luck John.
>
> John : Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in a
>
> Daura Suruwal because they will think you are too Nepalised
>
> and may doubt you will ever come back and hence your
>
> Non-Immigrant Visa may get rejected. But don't forget to
>
> say 'Namaste, Tapai! kasto hunuhunchha' to the Visa officer at Window 95.
>
> It seems he likes that and will not give you a visa if You don't greet him that way.Hope u enjoyed
>
> it................You will be proud to be a Nepali in 2050,
>
> won't you
>
> for us at this time but its FUTURE of Nepal.
>
> Alex : Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?
>
> John : Yeah, I was in Nepalese Embassy for stamping.
>
> Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that strict.
>
> John : Yeah, but I managed to get it.
>
> Alex : How long it took to get it stamped?
>
> John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was
>
> standing in front of me and they played with him like anything.
>
> That's why it got delayed. I went there at 2 am itself and waited
>
> and returned by 4 pm.
>
> Alex : Really? In Nepal, it is a matter of an hour to get stamped
>
> for USA.
>
>
>
> John : Yeah, but that is because who in Nepal will be interested in
>
> coming to USA man, their economy has & been booming.
>
> Alex : So, when are you leaving?
>
> John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the
>
> client in Nepal and you know, I will be getting a
>
> chance to fly Nepal Airlines. Sort of dream come true.
>
> Alex : How long are you going to stay in Nepal.
>
> John : What do you mean by how long. I will be settled in
>
> Nepal, my company has promised me that they will process my
>
> Hariyo Patra.
>
> Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a
>
> Hariyo Patra in Nepal.
>
> John : Yeah, that's why, I am planning to marry a Nepali girl there.
>
> Alex : But you can find lots of US girls in Kathmandu, Pokhara and Biratnagar.
>
> John : But, I prefer Nepali girls because they are beautiful and cultured.
>
> Alex : Where did you get the offer, Kath?
>
> John : Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high,
>
> it is Rs. 1000/- for a single room accommodation.
>
> Alex : I see, that's too much for US people, !
>
> Rs. 1/- = $ 100/-. Oh God! What about in Pok, Birat?
>
> John : No idea, but it is less than what we have in
>
> Kath. It is like the world headquarters of Software.
>
> Alex : I heard, almost all the Nepalese are having
>
> one personal Robot for help.
>
> John : You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a
>
> personal Robot for less than Rs. 7500/-. But my dream
>
> is to purchase Sherpa, which costs Rs.200000/- but has got a sexy design.
>
> Alex : By the way, who is your client?
>
> John : Upadhaya and Sharma Associates, a pure Nepalese company,
>
> specializing in Embedded Software.
>
> Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Nepalese
>
> company. They are really intelligent and unlike
>
> American Bodyshoppers who have opened their
>
> Fly-by-night outfits in Nepal. Nepalese companies
>
> pay you in full even when you are on bench. My friend
>
> Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to visit
>
> Birgunj, the most livable
> place in Nepal, probably world. There you have full
>
> freedom and no restrictions. They have one of the
>
> world's biggestdry port you see. You can do whatever
>
> you want! I wonder how that state has perfected that
>
> system.
>
> John : Yeah man, you are right. I hope our America also
>
> follows their footsteps.
>
> Alex : How are you going to cope with their language?
>
> John : Why not? From my school days I have been learning
>
> Nepali as my first language here at New York. At the
>
> Consulate they tested my proficiency in Nepali and were
>
> quite impressed by my cent percent score
>
> in TONIL i.e.Test of Nepali as International Language.
>
> Alex : So, you are going to have fun there.
>
> John : Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's fastest
>
> train, world's largest theme park, and the famous Kollywood
>
> where you can see actors like, Rajesh Hamal, and all.
>
> Funworld is also in Kollywood.
>
> Alex : You know, the PM is scheduled to v!
>
> isit US next year, he may then relax the number of visas.
>
> John : That's true. Last month, Rajib Rajbhandari visited
>
> White House and donated Rs. 200000/- for infrastructure
>
> development at Silicon Valley and has promised more if we
>
> follow the model of High-Tech City of Kathmandu.Bill Gates
>
> also got a chance of meeting him. Very lucky person.
>
> Alex : But, Nepalese government is planning to split
>
> Mercantile's Neposys.
>
> John : He is a hard worker man, he can build any number of
>
> Neposys like this. Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-.
>
> It seems, if you keep all his money converted as
>
> Rs. 100/- notes you can reach Pluto.
>
> Alex : OK, Good Luck John.
>
> John : Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in a
>
> Daura Suruwal because they will think you are too Nepalised
>
> and may doubt you will ever come back and hence your
>
> Non-Immigrant Visa may get rejected. But don't forget to
>
> say 'Namaste, Tapai! kasto hunuhunchha' to the Visa officer at Window 95.
>
> It seems he likes that and will not give you a visa if You don't greet him that way.Hope u enjoyed
>
> it................You will be proud to be a Nepali in 2050,
>
> won't you