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Bored of daily work, ThapaP started studying frogs. One day, ThapaP put the frog on the ground and told it to jump. The frog jumped four feet.
So ThapaP wrote in his notebook, "Frog with four feet, jumps four feet."
So ThapaP cut off one of one of the frogs legs.ThapaP told the frog to jump. Frog jumped three feet. So ThapaP wrote in his note book, "Frog with three feet, jumps three feet."
So ThapaP cut of another leg. He told the frog to jump. The frog jumped two feet. So ThapaP wrote in his notebook "Frog with two feet, jumps two feet."
ThapaP cut off one more leg. He told the frog to jump. Frog jumped one foot. So ThapaP wrote in his notebook, "Frog with one foot, jumps one foot."
So ThapaP cut off his last leg.
"He said, "Frog jump. Frog jump. FROG JUMP!"
So ThapaP wrote in his notebook, "Frog with no feet, goes deaf."
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It was a really hot day and Flippy decided she would go buy a coke. She went to the coke machine and when she put her money in, a coke came out - so she kept putting money in.
And since it was such a hot day, a line had formed behind her. Finally, a guy on line said, "Will you hurry up? We're all hot and thirsty!"
And Flippy said, "No way. I'm still winning!"
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Loots went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend a pair of gloves. He
had the manager try them on. She said they were perfect, so he had the
manager wrap them up. When the manager gave him the gift she accidently
gave him a pair of panties instead. When the girlfriend got the gift
there was a note attached to it.
The note read:
Dear Honey, Hope you like the gift.The lady at store said they were
perfect. I had her try them on for me. She looked more like a lady. I
hope you will wear them for me Friday night.
Love, Loote
PS:The latest style is to wear them folded in with a little fur showing.
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Maverick goes to see the family doctor and says, "I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time I say something, in fact, I often have to repeat things over and over again."
"Well," the doctor replies, "go home and tonight and stand about 15 feet from her and say something. If she doesn't reply, move about five feet closer and say it again. Keep doing this so we can get an idea about the severity of her deafness."
Sure enough, Maverick goes home and does exactly as instructed. He starts off about 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen and as she is chopping some vegetables, he says, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
He gets no response. He moves about five feet closer and asks again. No reply. He moves five feet closer. Still no reply. He gets fed up and moves right behind her, about an inch away, and asks again, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
She replies, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"
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Thank you!!