.LOL Jira dai!

Hillarious read. ha ha ha!! No one can write better sarcasm than you do! You have captured the whole world here. I mean, to go around the world in five paragraph is not a joke!! :-)

It's funny that Desi's find F-word more offensive that the B- word. You reminded me of my one visit to Delhi's Palika Bazaar!

Keep writing! :-)