none of the jokes are mine. I found them in the internet and laughed my ass off.

Its pretty much the blonde  thing you know.Just as blondes don't take offence for making fun of them as dumb I hope sardars don't take offence too.

To any Sardars who are offended I would say, you can replace all Sardars by Prabhat and I wouldn't mind. In thiis context let me tell you something.

A Nepali WAS IN A COMPARTNENT OF A TRAIN FULL OF SARDARS GOING TO JALANDHAR.they requested him to tell a joke. He was in dillemma, coz every joke he knew was about sardars, and if he says that he would be killed.So he goes..HAAN to ek baar ek Nepali ja raha tha..he had barely started , a Sardar slaps him and shouts..Abe oye, Nepali kya, sare sardaar mar gaye the kya? They took offence for a joke without sardars.

Again, just humour. Any Sardarjees who are offended, replace sardar by Prabhat or make fun of me as much as possible just don't be abusive and personal.