What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
    He will compare it with the original for spelling
    mistakes !!
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Once there was a meeting of all the Surdar freedom
    fighters. They were  planning for free punjab.
    Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh..we'll get Punjab
    from India but how would   we develop it?"
    That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly
    Banta Singh replied, "No  problem! we'll
    attack USA, it would take over us and then we would
    be a state of USA and  we'll automatically get developed." All the surds
    became happy on this very simple solution  but an old surd did not utter a single word.    Someone asked him why he
    wasn't happy. The   surd replied, "OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD
    HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE   TAKE OVER USA ????"
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Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a   bargain.
    "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the   salesman.
    "Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs," he replied.
    He hurried home removed his turban and changed his
    hair style, and returned   to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV.".
    "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman   replied.
    "Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a
    complete disguise this   time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit,big
    sunglasses, then waited a  few days before he again approached the salesman.  "I would like to buy this   TV."
    "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
    Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a
    Sardar?"   "Because that's a microwave, not a TV" he replied.
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Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
    Because under 18 was not allowed.
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What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
    Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).

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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning   storms?
    --They think their picture is being taken.
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Why can't Sardar dial 911?
    They can not find the eleven on the phone
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TO LOSE WEIGHT..
    The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight   kilometers a day for 300
    days, he would loose 34 kilos.

At the end of 300  days, Sardarji called the
    doctor to report he had lost the  weight, but he
    had a problem.
    "What's the problem?"asked the doctor.
    I'm 2400 kms away from home."
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