hehehehehe..........Here is another one:

Sardarji: who again posted this joke in sajha under thread 'sardar jee'?

Drifter: Zee dai

Sardarji:who is this zee dai?

Drifter : zee dai is good fren of Harold and Kumar.

Sardai ji: Drifter u asshole...Harold and Kumar smoke everynight.

Drifter : so does zee dai..

Sardar ji: if u are zee dai's bhai.. why dont u smoke every night?

Drifter: I will smoke from tonight ,just to show u that I am zee dai's bhai

Drifter started smoking good stuff everynight...one night....

Sardar ji : what r u smoking?

Drifter : zee

Sardar ji: why are u smoking your brother ??...u asshole....

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