waiyat, I hate to discourage you,  but to be like me, it takes living in a cave for atleast 15 years with intense meditation, with no food and water for days on end and continuously chanting "Om" 24/7, until the day plants grow on your back...And you turn green.  Even the look of your bare body must make a Somalian look like a giant ala a sumo-wrestler or an NFL center.  Finally then,Lord Shiva himself will come down and give you a boon.  Use that wish wisely to say, I want to become like the Samsara...After that you'd be living the rock-sta life like I do on a daily basis.    hahaha   Hope alls been going well on your side.