CHOCOLATE CALORIES

A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy two servings per night, and a few more
on weekends, I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week.

Therefore, ....

In the last 3 1/2 years, I have had a chocolate caloric intake of about 180 pounds.  I weigh only 165 pounds, so without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing about three months ago!

 I OWE MY LIFE TO CHOCOLATE!!!