Posted by: zEr0 May 3, 2008
Lets think of some crazy laws of how New Nepal should be...
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I always had some fantasy that how our country should be. Today I want to share some with all of you guyz. You can share your ideas. May be we can compile it as a book to send it to our big heads.

1. Legalize weed. Our religion would be the coolest if we legalize the favorite smoke of lord shiva including bhang, dhaturo, magic musroom and shrims. We can really compete with Amsterdam for the number of tourist they get for legal dope, exvept prostitution.

2. Convert more than half of Nepal army to Nepal police. Get them a cheap maruti car to patrol around the cities, and highways. Formulate laws to give cops more power while closely supervising the activities of Cops through the supreme court. Strict punishment for those who violates law.

3. New capital somewhere in Karnali Zone. Rural place that have lots of empty and barely productive land would be ideal place to have governmental buildings. This will certainly solve the water problem in the valley, and we can invest the money for melamchi project somewhere else.

4. Town planning is vital. Construction of houses around big cities like kathmandu without planning should be stopped. Residential area should be made such as it occupies less of the cultivable land.

5. Introduction of GM crops, and technologies in agriculture. 80% of our people are wasting their time, and labor on old farming strategies that hardly yield any profit. We can have 10% of labor, and time spent on agriculture to get 300% more productivity while rest of the labor force can be used in building the country. Government can help farmers in this respect.

6. New modes of transportation. Why do we go round and round those hills spending time and gas that is expensive as gold? It is time to think. Railways sounds the easiest for cargos, and even people, or spend some extra cash to rip apart the hills, and built one straight higway across the country. Nothing is impossible.

7. Close the border with India, built a wall if necessary. That's where the hot, stinking air comes from. Indian's are intruding our border, raping our economy. There may be few benefits of having open border, but trust me Nepal would never be better than India with open border. It's like osmosis, their solvitude would crosss our permeable border to make equal amount of poverty on each sides.

8. Divide our country into 10 Zones, each acting like a independent force contributing the capital, and the head of state with revenues and tax money for overall development. Rest of the revenue from each zone should be spent in their own zone in activities like electricity, water, development, sweage disposal etc.

9.  10. 11..... you decide. ..

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