Sajhafan, if it is indeed mumps, then I have some news for you.(from wiki mumps)
Mumps or epidemic parotitis is a viral disease of the human species. ... and is still a significant threat to health in the third world.[1]
Painful swelling of the salivary glands (classically the parotid gland) is the most typical presentation.[2] Painful testicular swelling and rash may also occur. ...symptoms in teenagers and adults can be ... as infertility or subfertility are relatively common, although still rare in absolute terms.
Treatment
There is no specific treatment for mumps. Symptoms may be relieved by the application of intermittent ice or heat to the affected neck area and by Acetaminophen/Paracetamol (Tylenol) for pain relief. ...Warm salt water gargles, soft foods, and extra fluids may also help relieve symptoms.
Patients are advised to avoid fruit juice or any acidic foods, since these stimulate the salivary glands, which can be painful.
Prognosis
Death is very unusual. The disease is self-limiting, and general outcome is good, even if other organs are involved. Mumps viral infections in adult males carries a 25% risk that the testes may become infected leading to sterility. After the illness, life-long immunity to mumps generally occurs.
And this bit from WebMD
Get well soon
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