VincentBodega, damn ignoramus.  Listen son, did I ever say I was in Nepal for this election?  I was there for one some years ago and saw the whole appalling process.  As for the left testicle thing, yeah, thats how you were born outta me some 20 something years ago, ain't it shitfugck??

BTW, why do politicians hire goons if the whole electoral process is so damn clean?  Not that I'm proud of, but a cuz of mine is a prominent one and knowing what goes on at the booths is something that I should write my next story on.