Really funny..........Thanks for sharing.... Here I am also sharing from my side:

Wife To Husband: Agr Dunya Sirf 30 Minutes Me Khatam Ho Rahi Ho
Tou Tum KIa Karna Chahoge..... ??

Husband: Offcourse "SEX"....!!!

Wife: Aur Baqi 29 Minutes..... .... ??

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Santa comes bleeding. Banta: What happened?
Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.
Banta: Didn't u hv anything in ur hands?
Santa: I had.
Banta: What?
Santa: His wife's boobs!

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Lecturer in a medical college class: Man's semen contains glucose.

One of the female students had doubt and she asks: Then why it
doesn't taste sweet?

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Thought for the happy life: Patni agar pati ko naukar samjhe to pati
ko kya karna chahiye?

Zyada kuchh nahi... do char ghar aur pakad Lene chahiye!

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A Newly Married Couple Seeking Divorce...
Judge asks Lady "Why do you want divorce?"
Lady: Despite Knowin That I'm Vegetarian, He Forces Ne To Put Meat In My Mouth!!" ;->

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What do woman usually say after Sex?

I Luv U?
Wrong!

That was great?
Wrong again!

I Luv it?
Aray Nahi Yaar....

Sahi Jawab Hai: Suno Meri BRA PANTY Kaha Rakhi Hai......... . ;->

Cheers