Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men 
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away. 
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC

If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together 
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC

Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity. 
The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO

No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC

At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry. 
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ

It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere. 
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ

Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED! 
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT

If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal. 
Revolution Books
New York , New York

If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress? 
Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives, 
Washington , DC

Express Lane:
Five beers or less 
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ

You're too good for him. 
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA

No wonder you always go home alone. 
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA