Question: What is the difference between women and puppies?
Answer: Puppies dont nag. 


Question: Why do women always have a bitchy look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...


Question: What do women have in common with rubik's cube?
Answer:The more you try to understand them the more compicated they get.

Question: If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane, which one
Would hit the ground first? 
Answer: Why would someone want to drop a brick?????beats me...


Question: What did God say after he created woman? 
Answer: What the F*uck have I done, now I need to create someone to put a leash on them!!! and poof! created men. 


Question: What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO? 
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either but lot of people have atleast claimed to have seen a UFO.


Question: What are three reasons why women don't mind their own business? 
Answer: I) no mind ii) no business iii) gossiping is like breathing to them.


Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? 
Answer:! Because even back then men would have nagging wives, so bad that they had to wander around for 40 years.

Question: What is the difference between women and cows? 
Answer: Cows don't turn into women when they get married...


Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
Marrying?
Answer: its simple...FREE SEX.