Guys we to defend ourselves now. Some chick send me this :

Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Answer: Puppies grow up. 


Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...


Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Lay them properly once and you can walk all over them 
Forever. 


Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one
Would hit the ground first? 
Answer: Who cares?????


Question: What did God say after he created man? 
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. 


Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO? 
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.


Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 
Answer: I) no mind ii) no business


Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? 
Answer:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

Question: What is the difference between men and pigs? 
Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...


Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
Marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
Intention of driving. 

Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? 
Answer: Exchange him!!


Question: Why do men like smart women? 
Answer: Opposites attract.


Pass this on to some women who need a laugh. 
And to men who can handle it!