I bend, my ab muscle pains. I stretch, my ab muscle pains. I inhale deeply, my ab muscle pains. I exhale, my ab muscle pains. I laugh, my ab muscle pains. I sit, my ab muscle pains. I get up, my ab muscle pains.

No more push-ups!!!

I don’t want to break any noses.

I don’t want to break anything.

I don’t know how you guys manage to do 30-60 push-ups. You all are gorillas.

I am happy with my treadmill.

To hell with push-ups!

-I’m breaking the habit tonight