What do you call a sardar who has only one drink? Just-one Singh.

 What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer? Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).

How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff.

Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.

Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don't have to re-train them on Monday

Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double- decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Bannta Singh.

He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Are Banta Singh!

What the heck's going' on? Why are you scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?" Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.* "

Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane. He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady. After some time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat. But the sardaji told: "I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave".

The old lady then complained to the air hostess. The air hostess came and requested the sardarji to leave that seat. But sardarji was adament and did not leave. Then the air hostess went and told the asst capt. He also came and requested, but in vain. Finally the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of the sardarji, and the sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat.

Astonished, the airhostess and the asst. capt. asked the capt. what he told to the sardarji. Capt. replied: "nothing. I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh. All others will go to Jalandhar

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy

   so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees

   to wake him up when the station arrived.

   This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees ,

   the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell

   asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard.

   When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he

   went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and

   suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.

   Said his wife " What's the matter?"

   Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and

   woken up someone else"