Watch this until Sylvester catches Tweety.

2-5 seconds        -           having a bad day?  

5-10 seconds     -            are you maybe just a slow reader?

10-20 seconds    -           remedial classes are nothing to be ashamed of

20-30 seconds   -            it is recommended that you don't breed.

30 sec-1 min     -            you probably can't read this anyway. So why bother?

1-2 min              -           the equivalent of the average house plant

2-5 min              -           Good  afternoon Jessica Simpson 

5 min -1 hr          -          Dead people score in this range

1 hr plus              -        Congratulations. You have a negative IQ. To find out what your   prize is, watch bugs until he finishes his carrot...