Sardar in Pain

A Sardar went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.

"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the man.

"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." The Sardar touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then he touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch!

That hurts, too." Then he touched his right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", he cried.

The doctor checked him thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."