Oys,

Thanks for the sublimely carved memoir.

Well, let me tell you another Pele kissa that too was popular while I was growing up:

Once he couldn't score  goal from the penalty spot; the ball hit the woodwork. That was the first time he had missed and his impeccable record was blotted. On further examination it was revealed that the post was put incorrectly. Had the post been in correct place it would have been a goal.

What about the gang-name ? You should have taken that extra pain to coin a fiery name.