Cafe Casanovas to Tie the Knot

San Francisco, Jan 24 (AP)

The Committee to Find a Wife for Loote and NPL2US (CFWLN) is now inviting applications from prospective suitors. The committee is co-chaired by Brigadier SNDY and Tamang Lady and was formed yesterday at the request of Captain Haddock who serves as an adviser to the committee.

The committee has made a conscious decision to not start a new thread advertising the virtues of the very eligible bachelors it has been charged to wed given the recent experience of such threads of Sajha. They have instead decided to post the virtues of the two only within the Cafe noticeboard. Below is an extract from the RFP:

CFWLN Request for Proposals (RFP)

Loote Kukur is a good hearted and handsome man who is looking for someone to grow old with. He wants you to know he will be a devoted husband, who'll cook for you, who'll love you with all his heart. He will be a shoulder to lean on when you need and will be there for you through thick and thin.

He knows the things in the next few sentences dont matter to you but we have to say it for the sake of full disclosure that he  recently completed his Masters degree in Mastery. He now works in a hi-profile hi-tech Silicon Valley company and makes a six figure salary. He owns a 3-bedroom condo overlooking a beautiful lake and will consider buying a bigger house if you so desire or if your shoes and clothes don't fit into the wardrobes in his condo. He also owns small pieces of land in Kathmandu, Terai, Pahad and Himal and will build a cement house with attached bathrooms and hot water in them if you so desire.

He is a very progressive man and expects you to have a thriving career. You do not need to worry about house work or taking care of the kids as he will import domestic help from Nepal and pay them fair wages (10 dollars above minimum wage). You can use all your free time to go shopping or get a massage, pedicure or manicure and they can all be charged to the no-spending-limit credit card he will provide for you.

He will constantly provide you with love and care. He will also support your mother, father and other relatives who you want to help. He is a very well cultured and mannered person who will treat your the family with the utmost of respect.

NPL2US is also a good hearted and handsome boy looking to settle down. He works for a major multi-national financial services firm and cannot disclose his salary for tax purposes (that says something). He owns a ranch in the country and raises animals in his free time as a hobby. If you miss Nepal, he will cook you home-style khasi ko masu using one of the goats in the ranch.

He likes to work from home and will make plenty of time to shower attention on you. He will be responsive to all your needs. He will also provide you with a no-limit credit card and take you on shopping sprees to London, Paris, Tokyo and Singapore.

When you are lonely, he will give you company. When you are sad, he will make you happy. When you are bored, he will entertain you. Ladies, this is a once in a life time opportunity!

If you are interested please contact SNDY or Tamang Lady with your full-bio data at the address below and they will arrange for a tête-à-tête between you two.

The Committee to Find a Wife for Loote and NPL2US
www.cfwln.com
SNDY@cfwl.com OR TL@cfwl.com
P.O Box 81929
San Francsico, CA 94108

Strictly in jest, in the cafe spirit