Dr. Neptem Awarded No Bell Prize
Theory that breaks hearts instead of grounds!
From the local correspondant
Café N News agency, Boston, U.S.
Following the astonishing answers submitted by the Dr. Neptem (Ph D, Ke hi Mystery), further detailed results were obtained directly from the lab under highly sophisticated condition. And it matches with his  theory except there was a little variation in the residue.
Here is the detailed result directly from the lab:

Captain + 2Dislike--(Find someone for Captain to marry with Avani as catalyst)-->
                                                                                                 2 Hatti aayo + Fussa + 2 I like(residue)+ 2Ds^ (vapor)

The most possible explanation with different residue may be due to the bond Avani catalyst forms with the Aromatic Captain which instead of producing red eyes, charmingly produces the double I like compound with the fluttering eyes.
However labs are  now dedicating its time to produce Baja Gaja and Janti compounds which is highly valued  instead of Hatti aayo and fussa compounds using the same Captain and Dislike as reactors as they are easily available and reacts with anything available.
With the ground breaking theory in Ke mystery , Dr.Neptem had been awarded No(wedding) Bell  prize worth of a lifelong supply of his favorite beer and Kellu.
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All in Café Spirit!!

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