Hey Jack -

How are you?

Brig Ma'am -

I have a theory as to why business might be down in the cafe. And you are at the center of the theory. A little birdie tells me you know many of the people in the Cafe in their offline forms and are talking to them through non-Cafe-authorized channels. Since all of the conversation is had outside the cafe, there isn't much left to talk here.

I demand an investigation committee be formed to investigate this matter further. I  ask Flip Flop, our very own Nancy Drew, to lead the investigation and report back to the Cafe within 2 days.


In jest.

Hope all is well with everyone.