2007 MA MALAI LAGEKO SADE SAAT  DASAA HARU

Dasaa no. 1) Sadhai ma ghumirane manchhe . chowk ma allare thita harlai bhetda samjhauthe ma. timerle falano thau dekheko chhau? dhiskano thau gako chhau?....ani ma samjhau the sadhai yesso ghumfir gare po thaha hunchha . sadhai chowk ma basera k thaha pauchhau ta?...ek din feri bhete tinerlai . maile feri bahne "naya park banechha sahar ma timerlai thaha chha?
sabai le bhane "nai chaina" ....sadhai jasto maile bhane"yesso ghumfir gare po thaha hunchha sadhai chowk ma base k thaha hunchha?"..tyas pachhi auta thito le bolyo....'killer kanchha kaha chha thaha chah dai tapai lai?" ma jhaskiye....killer kanchha bhaneko gau ko sarai charitra hin kto...mauka matra paunu parthyo parai nari lai jhamtihalne...:ani maile bhane "nai thaha  chaina.... "....ani arko le malai bhanyo "sadhai lakhar lakhar hidnu chha ani kaha thaha hunchha ta ghar base po thaha hunchha............."

Dasa no. 2) Meri budi ko sarai chau chau khane bani.. kahile kun chau chau kahile kun chau chau...tv ma bigyapan aaunai nahune ..kinera khai halnu parne...puraskaar parchha re kk bahnera .chau chau pani kk ho kk.naam pani jandina ma ta ...rin tin chau chau ,thin thin chau chau ,lanthyang lunthung chau chau ,bhatabhunga chau chau................khai uslai katti ko puraskaar paryo tyo ta malai thaha chaina..tara...usle tyahi chau chau dher khayera hola maile jatti mari mari jod gard ani ...kahile choro ko bau huna sakina...jahile malai aauta coupon aauthyo..."TRY AGAIN"

Dasaa no. 3) Gayeko dainshi ma khasi singai dhalne bichhar gare. haat bajaar gayera khasi kinera pani lyaye..tara malai dasaa lageko khasi ta kasto kasto parechha..khasi le puchhar nai na hallaune...puchhar le sadhai uslai hallaune.yesto khasi khayo bhane alakshini lagachha bhanera satna gaye satera arko lyaye. malai ta miya le thagnu thagechhha. MRS. khasi lai shave garera bechna lyako raichha...ghar ma lyaisake pachhi katti kilo chha khasi bahnera napna haat ghusareko ta tala ta k jati poko pantero pani nakkali raichha. ukkiyo po ta  ..bakhra katerai dainshi manaiyo.

Dasaa no. 4) Hamro gau ko aauta daure ko budi pokhari ma jhareko bela daure dherai royeko dekhera jal devta le usle ma palna sakdina yesto mahangi ma bhanda bhhandai pani usko budi sahit aru 4 jana ramra ramra apsara diyee pathaye chhan..gau ka sabai le tyasai gare chhan..maile ali dhilo thaha paye. chauri pareki budi ko anuhaar katti hernu ...janu paryo ma pani bhanera budi le nai nai bhanda bhnadai pani ghisyaudai liyera gaye pokhari ma ani dhakelera khasalidiye...dherai ber ruda ni jaal devta murkutto aayena
dhunga le hane pokhari ma . bhitra bata aayo jaal devta...aaba mero budi dekhayera malai sodchha ani ma ho bhanachhu ani mero imandari dekhera malai sappai apsara dinchha bahnne malai thulo aasha thyo..tara tyo bhayena." oi kama chaina kina halla gareko ?"  "hajur mero budi pokari ma khasi" "aaba maile k garnu ta" "hajur ma mero budi bina bachna sakdina" ani jaal devta le bhane'"ani ma chai eklai bachna sakchhu ta? dhanna tero budi pokhari ma jharihche.bhaka sappai apsara aru lai diyera pathaye..kasto garo bhairako thyo....aaba balla dhukka  bhayo...baru yesso gaar..yo tv laija ....yesma fashion tv aauchha tyasai bata kaam chala ....maile ni koi na huda yesaui bata kaam chalako thiyee..." pani bhitra jadai jaldevta bhanaudo le bhanyo "her kta bhandeko chhu aaba malai disrurb nagar hai?..ma luru luru budi gumayera tv bokdai ghar farke..apsara ko lov garda afno budi ni jaal devta le udaidiyo...thukka malai.

Dasaa no. 5) Malai ramro sanga thaha chha mero sano choro katti ko harami chha bhanera. tara pani bidesh bata aaka kaka sasura ko agadi ta dhakku launai paryo.launa pani yesto chah usto chah bahnera sarai dhakku laye.kaka sasura le ni bahne "ho ni sanskaar bhaneko bau aama le nai dine ho...jasto sanskaar diyo kta kti le tyahi sikne ta ho ni. maile ni ho bhandai tauko hallaye.Ekdin ko kura ho.kaka sasura ma ani mero choro bihaan bihaanai morning walk ma nikleko kartik ko mahina kama napaka duita ceusi bhussiyaha kukur kukurni haru rangila re geet gaudai masti ma raichhan.....aaba mero choro le dekhyo......kina baki rakhthyo ra.sodhyo kaka sasura lai baa tinerle k gareko? ...mero mukh herdai kaka le bhane..'babu tyo matahi ko kukur chai birami chha ki ani tala ko kukurni le tayslai bokera aspataal lageko kya" mero choro ko chura jasto mukh chalyo" kasto jamana aayehcha haina baa" kaka sasura le bhane "kina babu?"...choro kaha kam thyo ra maile mukh thunnu ni bahyena kaka sasura ko agadi..ani...tamator jatro aankha parera herda k darauthyo ra...."hernu na baa sale kukur kasto raichha ...bhalai ko ta jamana nai rahena aaba..... jasle yetti saro help garyo ussailai po ..ajhaa chhhiiiiiii......chiiiiiii"

Dasaa no. 6) Fagun tira hola sarai garmi badyo......bhayen aaaba bahnera aauta purano bahyeni fan kine....dasaa lageko manchhe lai kata bata k hunchha ra.......bhagya chai kista bandi ma dine bhagwaan le ni dasaa dinu chha bahne..whole sale ma dido raichha ...fan ta lyaye kinera tara..kasto khale parecha bhane fan......mare katte fan nai ghumdaina bhanya hawa khna lai   fan ko agadi aafai ghumnu parchha.......khai k bhako plug ta fan kai jodchhu sadhai.....

Dasaa no. 7) Tada ko bhayeni najik ko sathi usko bihe ma kasari chutauna sakthe ra? uskai gahr ma basne gari hide ma bihe ko lagi. puge bihe ma janti ni gaiyo...farkera aaiyo...sabai pauna bida wari bhayera gayee.behula lai ekchhin jiskayera ma ni lage sutn aroom tira. beulo ni beulo ko room tira lagyo. ek chin pachhi bijuli gayooo...andhakaar......ek chhin ma malai beula ko phone aayo...lajai lajai usle ma sanga cold cream magyo....hasdai maile ni  kaha chha bahenra sodhe....usle tyahi room ma kunai dabba ma chha bahnera batayo...ok.maile ni raati adyaro ma cham chum gardai aauta tube fela pare ani beula lai diye.................aaba malai dasaa lagyo...............room m aekchhin ma hahakaar machhiyo........beula beuli dubai po runa karauna lage...maile bujhe yo saab maile garda bhako ho.m aaaba yaha basnu thik chaina.....afno jhola gunta bokera thoke kulelam.........tyaspachhi na ma kahile usko  ghar farkera gaye na maile tyo sathi ko kunai khoj khabar gare...n ausle nai garyoooooo...kura k bhane tyo raati adyaro ma maile uslai cool cream ko satta ma superglue diyechhu.......................

Dasaa no. half) Yo bhanda agadi ko post haruko karan le maile mero profile ma k hi sumadhur ramra ramra dhamki gali ani chhi chhi dur dur pako thiye.....yo post bata ta ahile samma pako chaina....tara darrr chai lagirachha tyasaile yo chai mero pura dasaa nabhayera half dasa chai pakka ho bhannu parla ....................sahanai pardo raichha k garnu saade saat dasaa lage pachhi ta..........hey bhagwaan labastaro lai matra dasaa lagne bhaye daya gari malai ajha labastaro banai de............................