Anilbro, go flog that dolphin/whack the whale/handshake your little brother/spindle the needle or whatever...Will be a temporary relief to your situation as you just seem to be unable to get laid.  Damn, don't look too hard for it because you tend to find it when you stop looking!  LMAFO

If you truly want words of wisdom:  As per medieval monks, "its better to sow your seed into the cold stone in the floor below than between the warmth of a woman's thighs."  Now, Ponder upon it and find out that you are heading in the right direction (the monastic life awaits for you)!!