Not just fork but Eric Cantona and David Beckham as well use a knife and spoon to eat their breakfast, lunch and dinner.  Oh, and Dahling, err, I mean Dahlin is a city in China.  C'mon you Reds!!  Ooh, aah Eric Cantona, swing Becksie, swing, Teddy came, Teddy played, Teddy won everything, c'mon you Reds!!!