Preacher Preaches Death To Britney & Madonna Muhammad Abdel-Al, leader of Palestinian terror group the Popular Resistance Committees, accused Madonna and Britney Spears of fronting a 'Satanic culture' this week and warned each singer to stop acting 'like a prostitute' immediately or face the consequences. "If I meet these whores I will have the honour to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam," he vowed (Daily Star). Meanwhile in Nigeria, Anglican Bishop the Right Reverend Isaac Orama issued a similarly diabolic rant against gay people this week, warning that gays and lesbians face the 'wrath of god' for pursuing 'unbiblical behaviour'. "Homosexuality and lesbianism are inhuman," the Bishop told the News Agency of Nigeria, "Those who practice them are insane, satanic and are not fit to live because they are rebels to God's purpose for man." (UPI press agency/ Pink news). In more gay-fearing news, US rapper Ja Rule defended himself for calling women bitches and hoes in his lyrics this week by suggesting gays pose a much bigger threat to America.

 

 

What's the Best Way to Handle Procrastination? Barefoot Doctor: "As I sit here procrastinating writing this (or is this not procrastinating?), when I should/could be getting ready to drop off my latest batch of tunes I just finished last night into the record label to listen to, it occurs to me that we feel a need to gain command over time whenever we feel it running away with or from us. Procrastinating, as in temporarily diverting from the intended schedule, is a device for reigning back control over time. Of course it's illusory, because firstly - ask any quantum physicist - there is no time: it's an illusion and even within the framework of that illusion, spinning off to the side of your schedule only makes it back up on you later. However, we must also be aware that, no matter the agendas we create for ourselves, our deeper selves have a different set of priorities and sometimes that comprises disengaging from the program in order to touch base with the natural, childlike state. We must also bear in mind, that no matter how we rationally prioritize, in the grand scheme of things, no one action or task is actually more (or less) significant than any other. So while it would be prudent of me, for instance, to get the CDs of the tunes down to the label as fast as possible, which I will do after finishing this, that act has no more (or less) significance than writing this for you. Ultimately it all comes down to relaxing into the moment and trusting you're always in the right place at the right time, successfully engaged in the right activity, for as you trust, so it will be." "We need to go step to MTV and Viacom, and lets talk about all these f**king shows that they have on MTV that is promoting homosexuality, that my kids can't watch this shit," he told hip-hop magazine Complex.com. "Dating shows that's showing two guys or two girls in mid afternoon. Let's talk about shit like that! If that's not f**king up America, I don't know what is," he complained.

 

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Manly Men's Metrosexual Future Macho retrosexual men took another media battering this week as a number of surveys suggested metrosexuals are pushing them ever closer towards extinction. A new global beauty survey by the Nielsen Company published this week said 2/3 of Americans feel greater pressure to look good with men spending more on cosmetics and cream the younger they are. "Global consumers overwhelmingly welcome the metrosexual male, with consumers in the U.S. leading this trend of unanimous acceptance,"said Nielsen research chief Bruce Paul, "People recognize that men want to look good too." His findings were backed up by a report on the Colorado Spring Gazette entitled 'Manly Men Get Waxed' which reported on truck drivers indulging in 'manscaping' at local beauty salons in the town. "Women have tended to take care of themselves more, but (with) the whole metrosexual movement, men are starting to think, 'I've got to be more proactive, too,'" said Ella Stimpson from Spa at the Broadmoor, "Those guys understand what a business advantage it is to have well-groomed hair, well-groomed nails." Meanwhile in the UK, a new study of advertising effectiveness published by researchers from Bath University said muscular, square-jawed models alienate modern British men with feminine looking men attracting far more interest. "Advertisers should take note of this research because it shows that man ads could be ineffective," said Professor Brett Martin, ""Not because of the product, but because the model chosen and the suggested positioning of the brand, may not match the preferences of the male consumer."

(IcCoventryNetwork.co.uk) Also in the UK, the Scotsman revealed the 'great unspoken truth about men's toiletries' this week; namely that '60% of British men never buy soap' (the magazine speculated that most men pinch products from the women folk in the life rather than never wash). "For many men, grooming products have long replaced condoms as their worst chemist shop nightmare," said Scotsman journalist Fiona MaCade, "So why risk public humiliation when there is a never-ending supply of everything you could possibly need in a bathroom cabinet near you?" she pointed out.

 http://www.radical-conservative.org/retrosexual.html (The Retrosexual Code: 'When a Retrosexual is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a pregnant woman, hell, any woman gets on, that Retrosexual stands up and offers his seat to that woman, then looks around at the other so-called men still in their seats with a disgusted "you punks" look on his face . . .')

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