1.........

2. Eyebrows look better than yours.  He gets them "cleaned up"  Yeah, right!!

3. Gets regular pedicures (NOT IN THE SUMMER).

4. Watches Oprah regularly and discusses the topics on the show.

5. Buys his best friend gifts or they take trips together. Has a female best friend (and he NEVER tried to have sex with her).

6. Toots his booty or arches his back when u touch his butt during sex.

7. Only gets aroused when he "hits it from the back" or when giving you anal sex.

8. His belt, watch, and shoes match.  EVERYDAY.  Yes, he COULD be a stylist straight man.  But he also COULD be gay. 

9. Doesn't get fully aroused.  OR he gives YOU oral more than he has sex with u. [BIG SIGN!!!]

10. Wears silver rings on his index finger, his thumb or middle finger.

11. Has a tongue ring or eyebrow piercing.

12. Wears anything Dior--- jeans or clothes.

13. Goes to the gym all the time, but body hasn't changed- and always showers at the GYM.  "Why yo belly still so damn big and you at the gym EVERY DAMN DAY?!!!"

14. Uses ANY facial product system to clean his face.  If he's using hand soap on his face, he's SO STRAIGHT!!!  And check the showers ladies, does he use a loofa or fruity body wash? 

15. Uses texturizer or colors his hair a lighter color [i.e. blonde, auburn, lite brown].

16. Uses an abundance of lip balm. 

17. His best friend never brings around or talks about a girl. Doesn't have a girlfriend.

18. Is a hair stylist [NOT a barber], choir director, dancer (male dances very well).  Plays like he's a stripper  ALL THE TIME.

19. Compliments your shoes, hair, nails or makeup, or any accesory.

20. Tatto on lower back, around his navel or on his ankle.

21. (EXTRA)  Is really hyper-homophobic: gets so angry about gay man, or always pointing out the gay people.  He's more than NOT comfortable.  He's mad FOR NO REASON