CC Rep "why do you need this card?"
Jane "Well, I have to be honest I was a mortgage broker and things are abit tight as I was laid off last month"
CC Rep "Gosh I'm sorry to hear that. I'll tell you what, we had a promotion last month which locked new customers in at a fabulous rate of 3%"
Jane "Wow, I wish I had known that"
CC Rep "Yes it was a very successfull program we got thousands of new customers"
Jane "ggeezz"
CC Rep "And the best part was to each new customer, we gave a second Esso credit card preloaded with $10.00 to buy gasoline"
Jane "God!@"
CC Rep "Do you want me to talk to my supervisor to see if I can sneek you into the old promotion"
Jane "oh please"
CC Rep "one moment, please"
CC Rep "Got it! Congradulations. We will be sending you out two credit cards in todays mail"
Jane "Thanks you are a god send!"
CC Rep "No problem, we are here to please. Now looky here, good luck in getting that new job"