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anyways the jokes kinda were inspiring!i think i came with an original one myself! if its not!u heard of subconscious plagiarism havent u?
...oh dun mind me if it aint a joke at all!cos i seem to take the "joke" away from jokes when im sharing/telln a joke! 
A sardar seeing a friend, dashes across a really busy road.
Sardar (panting): Kya yaar, didn’t you hear me?
Friend: Sardar weren’t you thinking! Didn’t you notice that huge sign?
Sardar: Sign ki aisi ki teisi!
Friend: This road isn’t called the devils road for jaywalkers for
nothing! There was another casualty yesterday, fourth of the week! You were nearly
hit by that truck a moment ago, didn’t you realise that?! Touch wood nothing
happened to you!
Friend notices sardar fumbling his hand on his crotch and is stupefied.
Friend (bewildered): What are you doing in
public?
Sardar: Reality just hit me yaar! so TOUCH
WOOD!
Haha lame eh?;oP…but seriously speaking, we guys sure do have it easy when we need to touch wood dun we?;oP haha..think before u say touch wood next time!;oP
good day!:oD