A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead

mother

arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters.

The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no

space

left in it When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top

addressed to

her brothers and sisters:

Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,I am sending Ba's

body

to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the

compound of

our ancestral home in GUJARAT.Sorry , could not come along as all of my

paid

leave is consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10

packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide

these

among all of you. On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok

shoes(size

10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and

Lakshmi's

sons. Hope the sizes are correct.

Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan. Just

distribute the rest among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ba's is

wearing

are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left

wrist.

Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you

asked

for. Please take them off her.

The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my

nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.

Love Smita

PS : and if anything more required let me know soon, as Bapuji is also

not

feeling too well nowadays...