This time i got some Jokes in my email

Boy : Can I touch your software?

Girl : First show me your hardware..

Boy : Should I install it in your system?

Girl : Cover it with antivirus and then install..




Teacher : What's the difference between boy and a girl?

Tina : they are naughty, we are beauty..they have muscles, we have nipples  they have a pole and we have a hole..



Judge : you are fined Rs.11420/- for rape..

Accused : my lord, why exactly Rs.11,420/- Judge : Rs.10,000/- for rape,
10.2% entertainment tax and 4% VAT..



Girl : " What do you like in me? "

Boy : " those 2 big white balls having black dots in it.."

Girl : " what??? "

Boy : " yes, your eyes.."


A very sexy and attractive female employer meets her boss and says: " Sir
will you please remove something from my breast? "

Boss: " Vow!! what's that? "

She : " your eyes sir "





SEX : It is science with wife..

       It is an art with a girlfriend..

       It is commerce with a prostitute..

       And It is just a social service with Auntie's..