This I just got in SMS from one of my girl-friend. I think girl will enjoy this joke coz this is girl humor.
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A boy was bathing, and he looked at his testicales and asked his mother.
Boy: “Mother is this my brain”
Mother: “Not yet my boy, not yet.”
 
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Mother and daughter were walking in the woods; daughter picked up a berry from the ground and try to put it in her mouth and mother stopped her.
 
Mother: “don’t put that in your mouth, you don’t know what it is and where it’s been. It may contain bacteria.”
 
Daughter: “How do you know that?”
 
To pacify mother replied: “Because I am a mother, and mother has to know such a things. it is in the mother’s manual.”
 
After a while of walk daughter said: “ahh, Now I understand, if you fail the mother’s manual, then you are a father.”
 
Mother: “Preciously”