1.                  Kitna aziz ho ap batain kase
Apni sadgi tumhain dekhain kase
Peyar kitna karte hain tum se
Chand lafzon main samjheen kase

 

 

2.                  baat aesi ho k jazbat kam na ho
jazbat aese ho kami gham na ho
dil k kone mai itne si jagha rakhna
k
khali khali sa lagey jab ham na hoooo

 

Tapish sooraj ki hoti hai
jalna zameen ko parta hai
kasoor ankhon ka hota hai
tarapna dil ko parta hai

 

Tum jo mili  mujhko,mujhe sara jaha mil gaya

Mein jo mila tumko,tumhe jaha mein jannat mil gaya

 

 

Kash Khushi ke koi dukan hoti
Ou us se hamari jan pehchan hoti
Khareed latai tumhare leye sari khusheyan
Chahe is ke qemat hamare jan hoti

 

 

 

Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab “PYAAR” kehte hain !

 

 

 

 

Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan,
Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan
kyounki…. Khuda meherbaan to
Gadha PAHELWAAN….

 

yoon to hain hum ‘’BHRAMCHARI'’,
magar jahan dekhi ‘’NAARI'’
vahan ‘’AANKH-MAARI'’,
pat gayi to hamari,
varna phir se ‘’BHRAMCHARI’

 

Harbhajan to his wife :
Darling ! kya main tera pahila pyar hoo ?
Wife : Kardina sardar wali baat .
Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya?

 

 kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye,
bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye,
chahe kitni bhoi thand pade hafte me
ek baar to nahana chahiye

wo paude kya jisme dali na ho
wo bag kya jisme mali na ho
wo ghar kya jisme ghar wali na ho

aur wo mard kya jiseki bahar wali naho

 

Na o inkar karti hai na
o ikrar karti hai,kambakt
mere hi sapno me aake mere
dost se pyar karti hai

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai,
Padne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai…..

 

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the
..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya.
..HUMARI MAANGE
Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO….

 

 

Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

 

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ??
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

 

ye jo peene pilane ki baat karte hai,
hum bhi kabhi piya karte the.
jitni pee ker ye behak jaate hai,
iyni to hum glass me chod diya karte the.

 

 

1.      sathi sirf wo nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye;
sathi tou wo bhi hai jo jivan k kuch palon mein jeevan bhar ka saath dejaye.

wo aj bhi hamein dekh kar muskurate hain,
yun tou unke bacche hi kamine hain jo mamu mamu bulate hain.

 

1.      bewaafai hum kisise kiya nahi kerte,
dhoka hum kisise kiya nahi kerte,
najane kya hai tum main,
warna hum DIL kisiko diya nahi kerte.

exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI

 

" jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai,
unki aane ki aas lagti hai.

unki deewangi me hogaye hum itne deewane,
ke har ladki ki maa hamari saas lagti hai."

 

 

 

Dosti karo collage walli se,
Pyar karo office walli se,
Programme karo padose walli se,
Aankhe ladao saali se,
Love karo dil wali se,
Aur maar khao ghar walli se,

 

 

Bhagwan ne tujhe bheja to bheja magar aise bheja ki bheja mein bheja nahi bheja.

 

 

 

Darde Bewafai ki aisi raat aaye....
Uthe meri arthi to teri barat aaye....
kasam mohhabaat ki mukhda gunghat mein chuppa lena....
jale chita meri tu suhag raat mana lena...