Moneyminded, I have respect for people like you who can pull of their version of broken english more confidently than a native speaker. Assuming you can speak as confidently as you write. There is a difference between making fun of someone and finding someone funny. I am not making fun of you, but I find you (your writing style) funny. You have a natural flair for the grandiloquence. You may be a sommelier, but a psychologist or behavorial scientist you are not because your fail in all of your creative analysis of me. Bookworm? your comebacks are as weak as your grammar structure. I haven't read a book in god knows when. But I do have a recommendation for you: go to ratna pustak bhandar and buy a grade one English grammar book. You my friend should be paid to write in sajha.