Moneyminded, man you're FUGLY as hell, dude!! Get this straight, your grammar sucks big time and yet, you bring about all these elaborate words and phrases that just doesn't make the cut into your flow of writing. Its as if you're trying to force as Bhaley said, "south asian grammatical structure into the flow of English." Read your posts and if you write the way you currently do, then I don't see your personal statement doing too well for your graduate school application (you would end up doing your Ph.D in Nepal and not abroad as you wanted). You could kiss it goodbye! These are facts and learn to live with it, aight?? BTW, you call yourself a "Proud to be inspired genius"?? Wtf?? Hahahah Talk about self promotion, nincompoop. You try to portray yourslef as this thesaurus referencing maniac but the words you use just don't mesh into your grammatical structure, damnit. Read these lines below and see where your FOBBINESS lies: "I am off the drugs so far by the charm of determination authority": hahah who says BS like this? Arundhati Roy would fling cow-dung at your face if she heard this line!! Hahaha This shit was lunacy to the highest degree. "If you are competent of capturing your missing laurel with prior hand" : Wtf? Elaborate...Prior hand?? hahahhaha "I certainly will enjoy it to fullest with bon appetite": who says such ridiculous shit that makes no friggin grammatical sense at all? hahaa "Your skull should be bigheaded to see stained unpleasant child has at last determined to rise against the sky-scraping barrier": hahahah Are you fo real, dude? Tagore's lil left bones just did a 360 degree turn in his grave!! I will stop quoting anymore, as the whole post just reeks of a delusional FOBBY stench. Hahaha Also, Please don't bring about an early death for all here, as your "forced and incompatible" words into you grammer to make you look more proficient, has ended up making you look like the 'sublimest' ignoramus here in sajha. Damn, I wish newspapers/texbooks/instruction manuals wrote like you, so I could have a dose of humor in my everyday life!! I'm subscribing to the magazine you write for so I could prolong my longevity with the laugh I get every day. Hahahah BTW, no amount of armor on you could save you if you do decide to show up before me, azzwipe!! Somebody flog this fool, he is a riot!! PS: Now you're a wine expert?? Hahaha NPR 400 for a bottle of wine?? Are you sure it wasn't cooking wine?? Stick to reviewing that bhatti ko thatta rakshi or that didi ko tongba pasal instead. Maybe that would've made a lot more sense than your pesticide post above (you put ice in the wine to remove the pesticide...wtf??) Hahahah BTW, watch Sideways and if you have the DVD, in the director's cut see what they say about the wine tasting biz and the ways/variety that could help you out more in your research. That would be a start for cooking wine experts like you.