HEY Holy OX.....wazz up!

If you'd ask me the easiest way to die then as a true friend all i'd say is....Just take a closer look of yourself in the mirror, then, HEART ATTACK!!

But hey, come on! Life is all abt struggling. Just 'coz you are pregnant and have no idea of who the mother is.....doesn't means u gotta die. Infact you should live and prove yourself.

No you can't die. Have you ever thought of me? who will send me obscene E-mails if you're gone? ,Who will count the no. of F**** Crazies in sajha?, who! Answer me!
No god can't be this cruel , he can't take away the only slang professor in my life. No way! you are not dying.

Your well wisher,
Aviator.

Postscript: If you promise not to die, I'll send you free air tickets to Iraq or Taliban ( choice is all ur's) for a lovely peaceful vacation.