Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED". ******************************************* Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.... ****************************************** Boss : Where were you born ? sardar : Punjab . Boss : which part ? sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab. ******************************************** Santa : Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si. Banta : Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa. ******************************************** * In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... ****************************************** * Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! ***************************************** contd.