Here are some more my collegue forwarded. I am sure he got it from somewhere on the web. - What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. - What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you? Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth. - Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed. - Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.