A customer arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car, They were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. He went to the service department and found a mechanic, Mr Santa working feverishly to unlock the driver`s side door. As the customer watched from the passenger`s side, he instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," he announced to the technician, "It`s open!" "I know," answered Santa.- "I already got that side." ******************************************************************** The Sardarni asked her lover, Santa Singh Santa Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring? Sure replied Santa What's your phone number? **************************************************************** The Sardarji Doctor to his patient "It's very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before you feel the pain." ********************************************************************* Robert: boss, China se Mr. Hu aayee hain. Ajit : Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab ko hasaayenge. *****************************************************************