height of appreciation: walls of a woman's cunt clapping. height of patriotism: a bastard taking a pin and poking a hole thorugh every condom height of pain: a naked man sliding down a razors edge using his balls as breaks height of frustration: a one armed man hanging on a rope at a fifty storey buliding and suddenly his balls starts ta itch. height of noise: two skeletons making love on top of a tin roof. height of lazyness: a man shitting on the beach and waiting for the waves to clean his ass. height of lazyness (II): a naked woman on top of a naked man waiting for an earthquake to happen. height of poverty: using the same condom twice. height of innocence: a sixteen year old girl rubbing her nipple thinking it's a pimple. height of expectation: gay men buying diapers. PS: please add more heights of jokes if ya know em....or correct me if i have made any mistakes.....heights kancha