I will love her, adore her, praise her, and honour her I 'll love her like fat kids love cake, like dogs love steak My mind will be half-baked, when her hand I finally take.... BUT: I don't know what the hell she is doin rightnow! I don't know how fuggin beautiful or ugly she is. I don't know what the fug her name is. I don't know yet what the fug it feels when man is in love with woman. I don't know whether girls are adorable or shallow, annoying bitches. I don't know whether marriage is good or worse than having the Communists rule the world. Whatever: About my future life, with my future wife Whoever and wherever you are... I'll eat all the food that you prepare!